In which Andrew and Mrs. Filholm discuss: Lukewarm takes on COVID-19, the toilet paper crisis; drainage and plans for the garbage dirt; dying by shark bite or other means; shedding some baggage from AP English, and the philosophy of smoke signals.

SHOW NOTES

Special thanks to Jonah Mancino, who composed the intro/outro music for Half My Age.

Dan Benjamin on the pandemic panic (Road Work with John Roderick)

The biological and social aspect of disease (This Podcast will Kill You)

Drains properly, like a gentleman (French drains vs. dry wells)

Short, terse sentences (The Hemingway App)

The Medium is the Message (Amusing Ourselves to Death: Public Discourse in the Age of Show Business by Neil Postman: Read it!)

Our boy John Roderick is on a cruise! (JoCo Cruise)

The Great Toilet Paper Wars of 2020 (Get you a bidet. And use this link! Desperate times=Desperate measures.)